How To Write A First Sentence

Holy crap, can you believe THIS?!

Like that. 

That’s how you write a first sentence. 

You make sure the first one makes the reader wonder what’s in the second one.

Give them at least enough to read on. 

It works for the 2nd, 3rd, and 500th sentences too. 

What an obvious yet totally essential reminder. 

Thanks Josh Spector.