Leave it to Mozart to drop bars about just how good he is, in the form of a complaint about an acrobat who just doesn’t make it look natural.
The quote, from notes on an opera they were preparing to perform (translated, and h/t @reasonisfun) is incredible:
There was also an acrobat who jumps well, but who can’t write like me – like sows pissing.
Mozart. Making it look sexy since 1750.
And now I can’t wait to use “like a cow pees” next time somebody tells me “good job!”