Ok, there’s not really a point to this, except to serve as a reminder not to argue with strangers on the internet.
And actually, just don’t argue with people who can’t have a productive argument. Sometimes, arguing says more about you. As the famous XKCD strip “Duty Calls” taught us, “Are you coming to bed? / I can’t. This is important. / What? / Someone is WRONG on the internet.”
I give you “a critique of an opinion on Bjork.” From the now immortal mrmrdswoods, who will tell you to “TAKE THAT TO THE BANK YOU MUFFIN FACTORY.” h/t @TSting18