A (Mouse’s) College Graduation Speech

I found my college graduation tassel in a box the other weekend.

A mouse had crapped in it (on it? into it? Sorry, I lack the basic language let alone poetry to describe this one).

I cleaned it up, but it also reminded me, one man’s accreditation is another rodent’s nest-toilet.

Things only mean what we want them to mean.

ps. Please consider this my 2021 graduation speech.