Remember road trips when all there was to do was stare out the window?  

Just stare off, bouncing your head on the window until suddenly you see a sight and declare “can we stop THERE?!”

And they say “no,” but you never forget, until… now. 

As Tom Robbins wrote, “It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.” 

And as Steve Hartman did, for CBS, so can you. 

Ps. Dutch Wonderland ain’t got s*** on Knoebels, and if you don’t know, now you know. 

Pss. I am obligated to say that. It’s a territorial thing. And honestly, I’m just happy places like this still exist. Go visit them. It’s worth it.