Roadtrips (CBS Special)

"But Dad, Why Can't We Stop THERE???"

Roadtrips (CBS Special)

Remember road trips when all there was to do was stare out the window?  

Just stare off, bouncing your head on the window until suddenly you see a sight and declare “can we stop THERE?!”

And they say “no,” but you never forget, until… now. 

As Tom Robbins wrote, “It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.” 

And as Steve Hartman did, for CBS, so can you. 

Ps. Dutch Wonderland ain’t got s*** on Knoebels, and if you don’t know, now you know. 

Pss. I am obligated to say that. It’s a territorial thing. And honestly, I’m just happy places like this still exist. Go visit them. It’s worth it.